For Geeky Couples

1. Companion Cube Plushie – Portal
: Let your significant other know that you will always be with them to help through any journey with a companion cube plush. Just don’t incinerate this one.

 

 

2. Love at First Byte Chocolate Bar
: Cheesy and yet not cheesy at the same time. Give someone this unique chocolate bar shaped like their real true love, their PC.

 

 

3. Hobbit – The ONE RING
: Has your girlfriend been hinting at wanting a ring for Valentine’s Day but the idea of committment makes you quake in fear? Get her this one instead, just make sure to tell her that she’s your precious.

 

4. DC Comics Wonder Woman Comics Panty W/ Garters
: Well we all know who is really going to benefit from these.

 

 

5. Anchorman’s Sex Panther Cologne
: Illegal in nine countries and made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. This pungent around will be sure to get any lady’s attention. 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

 

6. Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Plush
: Let that special lady in your life know that she is your moon and your stars by presenting her with one of these licensed Dragon Egg Plushes. Just don’t kill off any of her family members, no matter how annoying.

 

7. DC Universe Classic Exclusive Mad Love Figure Harley Quinn and The Joker
: Perfect for the perfectly disfunctional couple.

 

 

8. X-Men #24 Vol. 1 from 1993
: My all-time favorite couple appearing in my favorite cover ever. This image has stuck with me since I was little as the epitome of comic love.

 

 

9. Nightmare Before Christmas Series 1 Mini-Montage Film Cell
: Proving love can transcend any holiday or even death, grab this limited edition collector’s item.

 

 

10. DC Unlimited True Blood: True Love
: True Love Sookie and Bill Statue: Two words, Vampire Porn, I mean True Blood. At least it’s better than Twilight. Grab this statue immortalizing the on and off love of Bill and Sookie.

 

 

11. Storming The Castle Card Game
: The couple that plays together, stays together. And what better board game to play than one based on the epic romance of The Princess Bride.

 

 

12. Star Trek Boxer Shorts
: Be captain of your ship with these Licensed Star Trek boxers. Just be careful on the days you wear the red pair.

 

 

13. Kikkerland Pixel Heart Morphing Mug
: Start your day right with a full cup of health. The heart turns red with warm liquids.

 

 

14. Plush Unicorn Bouquet
: Forget roses that are overpriced in February and die in less than a week. Give the everlasting love of unicorns in a cute bouquet.

 

 

15. Neverending Story Auryn Pendant
: Melt some hearts by adding a card that mentions your love being ‘Neverending’.

 

 

For the single geek:

16. Griffon Ikki Tousen STK Shugaku Toshi Keppu Ryomou Shimei 1/7 Scale Swimwear Version PVC State w/ Removable Top
: Who doesn’t love all the fan service in Ikki Tousen? Not only is this a staute of Ryomou in a bikini…her top is also removable. I’m just going to leave this here.

 

17. Razer Ouroboros Elite Ambidextrous Gaming Mouse (RZ01-00770300-R331)
: Because when you are single, you can afford to splurg on yourself. Wait, that sounded wrong.

 

 

18. Original Hello Kitty Vibrating Massager
: For those really tense muscles and the Hello Kitty fan.

 

 

19. 3D Anime Mouse Pad Computing Wrist Rests – Final Fantasy : Tifa Lockhart Big Breast
: Because you don’t want to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Yep, that’s right.

 

20. Bacon: The Best Thing Since…Itself (Funny Gift Baskets By Bona Fide Intentions)
: The Best Thing Since…Itself Gift Basket: Because the only love you really need is from some bacon. Bacon is forever.

 

 

Bonus Gift to let em know where you stand for the singles!

HAVE A NICE DAY – Fuck You Mug