Hold the crescent shaped phone right the frak there, internet.  Are you seriously telling me that Megan “Why-Did-She-Get-Cast-In-That” Fox might possibly be playing THE Sailor Moon in a live action something?!?!

In an article posted over on Entertainment Weekly, Fox says she would absolutely love to play the sailor of love and truth.  Because really, it’d make so much more sense to have her be Sailor Mars.

Yeah.  So.  Pretty deep in rumor territory here, but I guess time will tell if this most unfortunate casting theory has any legs.  It’s not like they’d make a live action Avatar: The Last Airbender and completely mess up the casting, right?

….oh.  Right.