Everyone by now has either played or at least heard about a set of douchebag green pigs that steal sum eggs… god only knows why they do but they do… who are then later attacked by a set of super pissed off birds game called Angry Birds! Well this game has now apparently earned its self… a movie… yea… no joke… The game’s creators, Rovio Entertainment, has hired producers for a 3D (because everything has to be in 3D… especially cg shit) computer-generated full-length more than likely super piece of shit movie.

Currently it is expected to hit theaters in the summer of 2016.  Rovio has reportedly brought Despicable Me producer, John Cohen on board and executive producer, David Maisel, who has helped make shit like Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, and Captain America: The First Avenger.

When asked WTF would this movie be about David Maisel briefly explained the point of the film: “It has to be everything that you’d expect from an Angry Birds movie as a fan of the game, plus so much more with surprises, innovative things and twists,” said Maisel. “It’s something that we’ve worked already a lot on and we will over the next few years. It’s an experience that you’ll say, ‘Wow, I didn’t expect that.’ ”

Is it just me or should have really said that the point of this movie is to make me even more money. I’m sure much like all other video game adaptations (minus a select few) this movie will be terrible.