December. That time of year you’re filled with the spirit of giving and joy to the world. The white snow, the lights, the smell of cedar smoke from chimneys… and the god awful music.

Personally, I’d feel a lot more joy if they’d stop playing the same music over and over again as I’m frantically pouring over my gift list at the mall. I know I’m not the only one and if you’re tired of listening to “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” for the billionth time, I humbly present five songs that will warm your geeky heart to Christmas music.

Jingle Bitz by 8 Bit Weapon

Ever wonder what Jingle Bells would sound like if Konami got their hands on it? Wonder no longer!

Carol of the Old Ones by Tabernacle Choir

Carol of the Bells always sounded a bit musically foreboding. When you rewrite it with HP Lovecraft in mind, you’ll never sleep again.

I’m Stuck in a Human Centipede for Christmas by Kirby Krackle

Christmas is all about getting closer. This song is about the closest you can get to someone.

Chiron Beta Prime by Jonathan Coulton

Nothing says Christmas like being a miner on an asteroid while being watched over by your robotic overlord masters.

Troy & Abed’s Jehovah Witness Rap from Community

Rounding out my Top 5 picks we get Troy and Abed secretly infiltrating Christmas.

Which songs do you think we should use to replace the stuff they repeat ad nauseam? Let us know in the comments below!