HOOPER, tie off that….boat shoe?

I have not needed a pair of shoes this bad since….well, you get the idea.  Sperry Shoes will be offering these AMAZING Jaws-tastic footwear items sometime in May, Mental Floss says.  No word on prices yet, though.

In the meantime, check out the released images:

 

I need them. I need them all, more than Quint needs to kill Bruce.