Star Wars products never cease to amaze me and that is no different in the latest and greatest items brought to us by the awesome folks of ThinkGeek!

Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press – $39.99

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FOR THOSE OF US WITH A BAD MOTIVATOR

We don’t know about you, but we’re kind of a mess in the mornings. We get up on the wrong side of the bed literally (what? inside is a side!). We try to brush our teeth with shaving cream, and we put our underwear on backwards. We’re basically a hot mess. In slippers. That probably don’t match.

Let R2 help you navigate your mornings more successfully with this Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press. He’s happy to help a human in need. Put your grounds and boiling water in his glass body, brew for a few minutes, plunge, and he’ll serve up 32 oz. of piping hot coffee. For folks playing along at home, that’s 4 cups, so even if your motivator is so bad that the Jawas put you back on the scrap heap, he can still get you going.

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Capacity: 32 oz.
  • Materials: BPA-free plastic housing + glass body + food-grade stainless steel plunger & filter assembly
  • Dimensions: 6 1/2 wide x 9 1/2″ tall x 6 1/2″ deep (including the handle)
  • Weight: 1 1/2 lbs.
  • Includes glass carafe, plunger & filter, and housing
  • Removable glass carafe is dishwasher safe
  • Not microwave safe


Star Wars Millennium Falcon Micro-USB Charging Cable
 – $19.99

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Micro-USB Charging Cable
Millennium Falcon Micro-USB

SHE’S GOT IT WHERE IT COUNTS, KID

Sure, everyone may call it a hunk of junk the first time they lay eyes on it, but this ship has gotten through everything from flying through asteroid fields to blowing up TWO Death Stars. It’s only natural that we made a killer phone charger in the Millennium Falcon’s image. After all, who wouldn’t want the power of this ship charging your phone? Okay, Boba Fett. But besides him.

This Millennium Falcon charger comes with a 34″ long cord illuminated by a blue light strip that animates when charging. There’s a micro-USB plug built into the front of the ship, and thrusters on the back of the Millennium Falcon light up when you’re charging your device from any standard USB port. Just remember, you cannot use the Falcon to charge the Falcon. You plug this into that Quadex power core, and Rey’s gonna have to fix it again.

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars Millennium Falcon Micro-USB Charging Cable
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • USB 2.0 and micro-USB connectors for file transfer and charging
  • Micro-USB plug attached to front of ship
  • Blue strip on cord animates and the Millennium Falcon’s thrusters light-up when charging
  • When it’s done charging, the animation stops, but the Falcon’s thrusters stay lit
  • 34″ long cord including the Falcon on the end


Exclusive Plush Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite
 – $7.99

Exclusive Plush Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite
Plush Star Wars Han Solo

LAUGH IT UP, FUZZBALL

Here at ThinkGeek, we have sold many iterations of Han Solo in Carbonite. At last count we’ve had over 20 different products with his frozen likeness, from mini fridges to shower curtains. But this one is hands down the cutest one we’ve ever carried.

Meet Plush Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite. Superdeformed, he looks a lot like a character from South Park. Maybe Kenny ala “Starvin’ Marvin in Space.” “Oh, that won’t be a problem, Miss Struthers. We have… collateral.” And now you do, also. You’ll never have to be solo again with this plush. And you can only get it here.

Product Specifications

  • Exclusive Plush Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Materials: Polyester fiber, polyethylene foam, and polyurethane foam
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 7 3/4″ tall x 5 1/2″ wide x 3 1/2″ deep
  • Ages 3+

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wooden Cutting Board – $14.99

Millennium Falcon Cutting Board
Millennium Falcon Cutting Board

CHOP IT, CHEWIE!

The Millennium Falcon. We have it on good authority that she may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts. And if you’re picking up the cutting board version of the ship, the good news is that when life gives you lemons, this bucket of bolts can help you make that lemonade. Lemonade fit for a galactic rebellion.

This cutting surface inspired by the fastest ship in the galaxy is made from wood, which means she won’t dull your knives. A little over a half inch thick and measuring roughly 8.6 × 10-18 Parsecs x ~1.2 × 10-17 Parsecs (or 10 1/2″ x 14 1/2″ for you Imperials), it’s great for all your chopping needs, from prepping your Revwien coleslaw to Bantha kabobs.

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars Millennium Falcon Wooden Cutting Board
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Debossed design on one side
  • Materials: Wood
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 8.6 × 10-18 Parsecs x 1.2 × 10-17 Parsecs (or 10 1/2″ x 14 1/2″ for you Imperials)
  • Weight: 1 1/2 lbs.
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • Not microwave safe
  • Note: Because this is made from wood, there will be some natural variation

Star Wars Chewbacca Camera Strap – $5.99

Star Wars Chewbacca Camera Strap

WOOKIEE PAPARAZZIEE

Chewie would have been a great photographer. Think about it. He’s always in the right place at the right time. He’s taller than everyone. Plus, he could have gotten great pictures of everyone else getting a medal at the ceremony at the end of the first movie.

Too soon?

This camera strap was designed to look like Chewbacca’s bandolier. It adjusts in length from 32 1/2″ to 50″ and will accompany you as you take great photos throughout the galaxy. Now if only your camera looked like a bowcaster…

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars Chewbacca Camera Strap
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Strap length adjustable from 32 1/2 – 50″
  • Strap width 1 1/2″
  • Single-sided design
  • Materials: Seat belt webbing
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Weight: 1 1/2 oz.


Star Wars BB-8 USB Car Charger
 – $19.99

Star Wars BB-8 USB Car Charger
Star Wars BB-8 USB Charger

THE DROID IS FOR SALE

When you’re stuck in the Goazon Badlands, it’s best to keep all your devices charged. You never know when the sand’s going to threaten to eat you up, and you’ll need to consult Google Maps for the closest source of water.

Fortunately, you’ve got the Star Wars BB-8 USB Car Charger by your side. This little BB-8 unit fits right into the droid socket in your T-70 X-wing. And, in case your X-wing is in the shop, it also fits in a standard cupholder and plugs into your 12V vehicle power adapter (cigarette lighter). The head rotates and makes sound, but more importantly, it comes with 2 2.1A USB charging ports, which will get your devices back to normal in no time. It looks like it might have been rolling across the sands of Jakku before it made it to you, so be sure to get that map into the right hands.

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars BB-8 USB Car Charger
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Compatible with anything that charges via USB (iPhones, smartphones, iPads, tablets, GPSes, etc.) as long as you have the cable
  • Two (2) USB charging ports
  • Each port provides 2.1 Amps (enough to charge 2 tablets simultaneously)
  • Head moves, rotates, and makes sounds
  • 3-setting power switch controls volume – Mute / On / Off
  • Optical sensor lights up when plugged in to indicate power status
  • Dimensions:
    • Entire unit – 6″ tall (inc. antenna), 4″ wide, 4″ deep
    • Cupholder section – 2 1/2″ base diameter x 3″ tall
    • Cable: 36″ long


Star Wars R2-D2 Lawn Ornament – Exclusive
 – $48.99

Star Wars R2-D2 Lawn Ornament - Exclusive

IN A GARDEN FAR, FAR AWAY

There are all sorts of things trying to invade your well-manicured yard and make it less beautiful. Gophers. Dandelions. Rude neighbors who don’t clean up after their dogs. What you need is a guard. Someone who can watch over it and make sure no mischief occurs.

That’s where this Star Wars R2-D2 Lawn Ornament comes in. Since it looks like it’s made from concrete, you might assume it’s not really doing anything. But it silently watches all the goings-on around it. And it probably films them in hologram format for playback later. Unfortunately, we haven’t figured out how to access them yet. We’re working on it. Hopefully before spring when the kids get into our tulips….

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars R2-D2 Lawn Ornament
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Materials: Resin
  • For indoor and outdoor use
  • Dimensions: 17 1/2″ tall x 11″ wide x 7″ deep
  • Weight: 6 1/2 lbs.
  • Make sure you install the restraining bolt so he doesn’t wander off (ed. note: there is no restraining bolt, so put him where folks won’t take him)

 

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