The story is basically have you ever wanted to see adults beat the shit out of kids… and not just adults but parents. Well now there is a reason for it.  They all have “cooties” just that this version of cooties is a virus they get from eating chicken nuggets at the school cafeteria which turns you into a zombie.  When I ate the Chicken Pretzels… Not joking totally used to have this chicken nugget in the shape of a pretzel at my old high school. All I ever got was acid re-flux and a case of the piles.

Cooties is a movie that Yahoo! just posted this first trailer for.

Based on a script by Leigh Whannell (Saw, Insidious) and Ian Brennan (Glee), Cooties tells the story of an isolated elementary school that sees all hell break loose thanks to a batch of tainted chicken nuggets. Before long, all of the children are infected and transformed into canibalistic savages, leaving the teachers with no options but to try and survive. Helping to fight off hordes of zombie 4th graders are Whannell, Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer, Jorge Garcia, and Rainn Wilson – who inspires some Ash in Evil Dead II type transformations, and creates a prepared zombie-fighting team.

Cooties comes out this September and is actually a popcorn flick I am currently excited for!