A potential prison of the famed inspiration of Bram Stoker’s Dracula could have possibly been found in Turkey. In an extremely vague description of tunnels found surrounding Tokat Castle, there was one tunnel that led to two dungeons where Vlad the Impaler was rumored to be held by the Ottoman Turks in the mid-15th century.

Well, despite archeologists’ claims, we cannot confirm this because:

a. we really have no idea where Vlad was held for those 12 years he was imprisoned and
b. if Vlad was really held here, it would have been when he was very young as a political prisoner with his brother. He would not have been the bloody redecorator we all love quite yet.
c. CAN SOMEONE FIGURE OUT WHERE HE WAS DURING HIS 1462 to 1474 CAPTIVITY?! It was in Hungary somewhere, I’m sure you can Google that. RIGHT.

However, I really hope those archeologists are right cause then we can start unearthing some baby portraits of Vlad. HOW ADORABLE.

P.S. In case, you have a spare €47 million or a $83 million, Dracula’s castle is on the market and you can have sexy parties rather than dwell on where in the world Vlad is! You can call 001 212 471 8500, ask for Mark.

Wait..maybe we can start a brain trust and call it Twerk-tainments.

Either way, YAY HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE. TIME FOR CANDY AND FAKE TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENTS!