IT WOULD HAVE AN AWESOME INTRODUCTION WITH MUSIC BY QUEEN.

I WANT IT ALLLLLLLL!!! I WANNNNNT IT NOWWW!

Because why not?

Here is what Game of Thrones would’ve looked like if HBO had the forethought to take the first epic novel of George R.R. Martin and give it the old 90s go! You can see how Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules: The Legendary Journey were inspirations of this would-be saga…

I only wish they had continued on with possible scenes from the show..can you imagine the drama?!? And the life lessons?!!? AND THE STUDIO AUDIENCE CHIMING IN?!

There would definitely be a lesson or two where Bran learns the meaning of true friendship when he is given permission to use Hordor’s body to defend the group from the bullying White Walkers or Jamie discovers love first with his sister, then a “will they, won’t they” triangle with his new best friend, Brienne of Tarth. He has to then decide between the popular girl and the girl next door. Tough times in Game of Thrones High!

Also the American eagle was entirely necessary. Never question that.