In the Assassin’s Creed games, you play as Assassins… killing. Yes, I know it’s shocking news. People living in that world have to deal with crazy Assassins all the time. Check out this parody sketch video from Nerd Reactor on what life is like for somebody who shops in the Assassin’s Creed world.

A father is looking to buy something special for his good son. He ventures to the outside world and meets up with a merchant; however, his life will change forever.