It was just a matter of time, I suppose. Jasmine Tridevil (pseudonym, of course) spent $20,000 on breast augmentation to add a third breast to her chest. Apparently, according to rumor, she went through 50 plastic surgeons before she found one who agreed to perform the surgery on her as long as she signed a confidentiality agreement.
Why did the 21-year-old massage therapist do it? To get on television of course! Here’s what she tweeted with an #MTV hashtag.
#3Boobs #MTV pic.twitter.com/pzAkrsTYpz
— Jasmine Tridevil (@JasmineTridevil) September 15, 2014
Now, there has got to be a cheaper and less permanent way to get onto television. She had $20,000 dollars to spend and could have produced her own short film– or bribed someone at MTV. She also had a secondary reason to do it according to an interview with Real Radio 104.1:
I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.
Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know… feel pretty.
If only she was a little bit older and had done it a few years earlier, she would have been available for Len Wiseman’s Total Recall reboot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdNkjvDnxQ
Personally I prefer Stella Chuu‘s 3rd boob!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbKKXU4kgbc
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men.” And yet, just became more attractive to millions of geeks every where…