SO it turns out that the “Iron Patriot” image, which has made its rounds all over the internet. (Much like everyone’s favorite whore in high school) Appears to ACTUALLY be… (Drum roll please) War Machine… (cew the crickets)… Just in case you forgot War Machine loves America let’s paint his suit like the American flag. WAHOO!!! (can you taste the sarcasim on that? I really tried to pepper it in there) Will this hamper our enjoyment of Iron Man 3? Probably not. But when I see shit like this I always just think “okay SO they needed to sell more toys with the release of this film. How can we do it… hmmm color the War Machine suit with a sharpie marker? WHY NOT!” If you like the new War Machine look then good for you! In the mean time enjoy some more America with one of my fav American videos!

Written By: Rich