We can’t help it, we’re pretty darn excited for Star Wars: The Force Awakens.  The final trailer was released at halftime during Monday Night Football (New York Giants at the Philadelphia Eagles), as well as tickets for opening night going on sale.  The world watched, Fandango crashed, and the trailer happened:

Our concern was massive when the official lobby poster for J.J. Abrams’ episode 7 was released, as there seems to be a lack of Luke Skywalker (who we KNOW is in the film), and what appears to be a BRAND NEW DEATHSTAR.

Not to mention, this “fixed” version by Olly Gibbs:

Ok ok, you have to admit, that JarJar poster is pretty spectacular.  Well done Sir, well done.  As far as the crashing of theater ticket servers, we’re not making that up.  Fandango, LA’s famous Arclight Cinemas and others all experienced complete system failures.  Boy, that opening night is gonna be RIDICULOUS.

The Force. It’s calling to you. Tickets on sale now: https://t.co/PwNxYwmCEe #TheForceAwakenshttps://t.co/UxAgY5MejQ

— Star Wars (@starwars) October 20, 2015

So why not watch the trailer another few times, buy your tickets for December 17th 2015, and try Secret of the Booze’s 21+ beverage, the Lightsaber shot: