I am sure everyone noticed that news about Jasmine Tridevil‘s addition of a third breast has spread like wildfire. What is known now is that this was most definitely a hoax despite Tridevil’s exclusive interview with The Sun denying all allegations.

**update – even the Sun outed her. I do believe her argument is somewhere along the lines of…if I show it to you, what will be on my reality show in episode 6?!

Don’t worry, even we were fooled by her treachery.

Jasmine Tridevil, more commonly known as Alisha Hessler, is a 21-year-old Floridian who had apparently decided to perform this procedure as a way to make it onto an MTV reality show. Among her claims, Tridevil said she had to visit over 50 doctors and sign a non-disclosure agreement before finding a plastic surgeon who would perform the implantation.

However, what has recently surfaced is an incident report made by Tampa Internation Airport that states how among Tridevil’s lost luggage items included a “third breast prosthetic.” No really, that is exactly what the officer who made the report wrote. CHECK IT OUT! *face palm*

Compound that along with the fact that a. Tridevil never posted any other pictures except self-taken ones, and b. if you look up her massage store’s Manta profile, Alisha’s Golden Touch, the description includes that she has been fucking with people since 2014, Tridevil will have to take a stroll down Times Square topless to prove her credibility.

OH. And that said credibility is also terrible as Alisha Hessler, who was arrested prior to this incident for fraudulent activities.

It’s like she is looking into the emo clown of my soul. This is definitely not the first time Tridevil/Hessler has pulled something tricky, tricky!

Among all of those other things that make Tridevil an awesome human being, last December, Tridevil shamed a man by the name of Gabriel Urena into holding up a sign stating “I beat women. Honk if I am a scumbag” for allegedly groping and then beating her. She had told him if he was to do this, she would not press charges. When pressed for more details on the incident, Tridevil/Hessler decided to not press charges and was scolded by police for taking “justice” into her own hands. She was apparently overcome by Urena’s remorseful Facebook status. I’m glad they stayed friends through it all.

We probably should’ve noticed something fishy….but hey..THREE BOOBS!

Thank you, Snopes for asking those important questions.