Some of us love Grandpa George and his food ladened epics of murder, revenge, rape and magic. Others have sworn off George R. R. Martin’s “Song Of Ice And Fire” book series as well as the HBO show Game Of Thrones dude to trauma caused by dying favorite characters etc.
If you’ve always wanted a cuddly totem of Mr. Martin for your very own, or a voodoo doll for all you STILL having Red Wedding flashbacks, Factor Entertainment has you covered! There is this version of GRRM for $60:
Adorned in armor and wielding a battle-axe, George has never been more prepared to kill your favorite character! Their Convention Exclusive Deluxe Talking Plush Signature Edition features 12 audio quotes recorded exclusively for it by Mr. Martin himself and comes with a numbered limited edition collector card hand-signed by George!
Limited to 500 pieces
Available to pre-order here or at San Diego Comic-Con, Booth # 2647 July 8 – 12, 2015.
And then THIS version of GRRM for $29.99 who says 10 phrases!
Did you know you can get a set of leggings covered with GRRM’s face? Well, you can, because Poprageous wants us to be happy and well dressed.